Friday, September 30, 2011
Monday, September 19, 2011
ROFL!
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.
She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"
The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."
So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks just to see one."
Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the heck - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."
Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.
A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"
The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."
So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks just to see one."
Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the heck - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."
Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.
A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
Saturday, September 17, 2011
some thoughts
It's funny how you can say I love you a thousand times
But you can never say I hate you once
It's funny how you cry out these tears
And you still love them no matter what happens
It's funny how hard it is to get a heart
But how easily you can lose it
It's funny how three words can make you feel like you have everything
and the next minute it turns out to be a lie and you have nothing
I just think it's funny how love can take you in many different directions
be careful.
you never know where you're going to end up
- kiran raza
But you can never say I hate you once
It's funny how you cry out these tears
And you still love them no matter what happens
It's funny how hard it is to get a heart
But how easily you can lose it
It's funny how three words can make you feel like you have everything
and the next minute it turns out to be a lie and you have nothing
I just think it's funny how love can take you in many different directions
be careful.
you never know where you're going to end up
- kiran raza
Thursday, September 15, 2011
promise
i should've know who you really are
by the look in your eyes
the devil hiding deep inside
waiting for the right time to strike
i still remember how i build trust in you
those days are gone
in a blink of and eye
why did it happened?
it's funny when promises are just a word
when love turn to loathe
everything turn upside down
even a king lost his title
even a child lost his name
isn't it strange?
by the look in your eyes
the devil hiding deep inside
waiting for the right time to strike
i still remember how i build trust in you
those days are gone
in a blink of and eye
why did it happened?
it's funny when promises are just a word
when love turn to loathe
everything turn upside down
even a king lost his title
even a child lost his name
isn't it strange?
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
blur
i can't believe this
you kickin' me hard
all i can see is blood
where's your love, where's your heart?
i can't see anything
my vision unclear
you think i'll live in fear?
hell no!
i can survive on my own
i'll make you pay
i'll make you say
the ice turn to fire
let it burn
what's the point of beauty?
you can't face reality
think logically
you will understand how life should be
you kickin' me hard
all i can see is blood
where's your love, where's your heart?
i can't see anything
my vision unclear
you think i'll live in fear?
hell no!
i can survive on my own
i'll make you pay
i'll make you say
the ice turn to fire
let it burn
what's the point of beauty?
you can't face reality
think logically
you will understand how life should be
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